PLANNING NEWS
Cornelia STRONG COLLEGE
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No. 2: 21 March 1994 Per aspera (we ain’t kidding) ad astra
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NEW MEMBERS OF THE SENIOR COMMON ROOM
A hearty Strong College welcome to Charles Lyons, Director of the
Office of International Programs and Adjunct Lecturer in the School
of Education, and Derek Krueger, Assistant Professor of Religious
Studies, both new members of our community of Fellows and Associates
of the College. Derek was an undergraduate at Amherst, and knows
the life of a small college well; Charles is an alumnus of Dudley
House, the college at Harvard in which Bob O’Hara served as a
Resident Tutor during his graduate days, and on which some of the
structures of Strong College have been modeled. A complete SCR list
appears below.
ALEA JACTA EST!
The die is cast: Flyers describing Strong College are on their way
in the packet of materials sent by the Office of Residence Life to
all incoming freshmen. A copy of the flyer is attached here for all
to see. We eagerly anticipate a ‘strong’ response.
HISTORICAL TRAGEDY!
An impromptu field party went in search of Professor Strong’s former
homestead, located at 109 Adams Street (just across West Market at
the end of McIver). It is now (horribile dictu!) the parking lot of
a lawyers’ office. There is a lovely old house next door however,
and we can imagine what hers must have been like. Perhaps someone
who has contacts with local historians could find us an old
photograph of Adams Street showing Cora’s house; it would be an
excellent ornament for one of our College common rooms.
THE IVY QUESTION
Have you ever looked at the old photographs of the UNCG campus in
Allen Trelease’s book Changing Assignments? If so, you may have
gotten a vague feeling that for some reason the campus was more
attractive in the Old Days. The reason, we conjecture, (apart from
the absence of the new McIver building) was that all the buildings
were covered with ivy. It is common on campuses in our Modern Age
to tear all the ivy off all the buildings, because it is reputed to
damage the mortar that holds the buildings up. We think Strong
College would look just great with ivy covered walls (especially
since our building is of unfortunate vintage). Therefore, we hereby
offer a prize (yet to be determined) for anyone able to find a way
around this problem. Surely there must be a special variety of
mortar-friendly ivy we could use; where can we get some?
Alternatively, can the mortar be treated to make it impervious to
vegetable invasion? Maybe just a variance from the ivy zoning rules
is all we need? Our collective intellects can surely evolve a
solution to this leafy problem.
HELP US WITH THE COLLEGE LIBRARY!
The College Library continues to develop in the War Room (200
Foust). Donations in kind are accepted at any time: books,
periodicals, maps, videos, etc., etc. We have already had one
undergraduate bring in a whole box of books for the collection, and
several faculty have made donations as well. Scan your shelves and
see what you can donate! If you have books that might not be
suitable for a permanent collection (trade paperbacks, etc.) bring
them by anyway, and we will exchange them at local bookstores for
items of greater durability.
WHAT DO PROFESSORS DO ANYWAY? (WE WANT YOUR PUBLICATIONS TOO)
Although many university faculty come from academic families and are
deeply enculturated into the academic life, many of our students are
not so, er, blessed, and have very little idea what university
faculty do apart from lecture a few hours each week. (We just sit
around and read magazines the rest of the time, it appears.) We in
Strong College believe that it is very important for students to see
something of the range of things the faculty do in addition to
formal teaching, and so we would like all our Senior Common Room
members to contribute copies of their own publications to the
College library. We plan to set aside a special shelf in the
library for this faculty collection, and hope it will include
journal reprints, symposium volumes, reviews, popular articles,
conventional monographs, as well as works in whatever media any of
us work in. Take a moment to go through your files and pull out
copies of whatever you may have available, and put it in an envelope
and send it over to the Strong College Office, 200 Foust, by campus
mail. You will be doing a good thing for our student members.
CURRENT SENIOR COMMON ROOM MEMBERSHIP
Folks who pretend to be in charge:
Laurie White, English & Honors Bob O’Hara, CCI & Biology
Fellows (faculty) and Associates (others):
Ken Caneva, History Rob Cannon, Biology
Linda Danford, Classical Studies Steve Danford, Physics & Astro.
Susan Haire, Political Science Tim Johnston, Psychology & CCI
Derek Krueger, Religious Studies Julian Lombardi, Biology
Marilyn May Lombardi, English Charles Lyons, Internat. Progs.
Mark Schumacher, Jackson Library Carl Schurer, Photographer
Sheila Schurer, Arts & Sciences
Honorary Associate: Charles Vere, Lord Burford
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